“Hey! Zeus here, reporting in from my awesome new home! My fam changed by name to Zeus because they say I’m like a lightning bolt around the house, but hey I’ve just got some energy! I’m definitely settling in and really love my new family. I feel like I am at HOME. I mean, isn’t it obvious how comfortable I am here? I love my humans, my fur sister and all of the love I get. Looks like it might be snuggle time, so gotta go! Thanks TGRR!”